1 00:00:00,090 --> 00:00:03,550 Proudly Presents 2 00:00:03,740 --> 00:00:07,120 Sync: YTET 3 00:00:07,510 --> 00:00:10,660 you do realize,I'm paying you for a statue,not a suit. 4 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:13,890 And you realize that cologne is something you spray on,not bathe in. 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,830 ooh,I think you might need a longer tapa longer tape. 6 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,640 mind if i close these curtains? 7 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:27,190 Oh,if privacy is what it's going to take,be my guest. 8 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:40,480 morning,neighbor. 9 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,090 I thought you might enjoy some fresh fruit. 10 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:47,460 An apple a day keeps the doctor away,right? 11 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,790 What,did I muddle the pression? 12 00:00:50,870 --> 00:00:52,740 No,no.That's-- that's the expression. 13 00:00:52,830 --> 00:00:55,630 I'm just trying to decide if I should eat that or not. 14 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,170 Do you not like apples? 15 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:01,070 Oh,no,I love apples,but they can be deceptive. 16 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:06,620 You know,they look all red anjuicy on the outside,but inside,there could be bruises... 17 00:01:06,810 --> 00:01:10,810 - or poison. - Why would there be poison? 18 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:14,050 Well,only if someone were trying to kill me,but why would someone try and kill little old me,right? 19 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,930 - I have no idea. - Me,neither. 20 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:20,820 Shall I take the apple back,then? 21 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:23,410 I think it's best. 22 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:41,310 - morgan! - I thought that was you.-  23 00:01:41,370 --> 00:01:46,310 It is.And it's you,which is a lot weirder since I live here and you don'T. 24 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:49,200 - You don't,right?- No.Uh,I'm just-- 25 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:53,740 boy,I wish I could stay and chat,but unfortunately,I'm-- I'm very late... for work. 26 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:58,040 Not like... "oops,I missed a period late," whh would be pretty impossible right now. 27 00:01:58,130 --> 00:02:01,820 Not--not that I'm n-not having a lot of sex.I definitely am-- just,you know safe sex. 28 00:02:01,890 --> 00:02:05,660 Safer sex.Because we all know that safe sex is really a myth. 29 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:10,090 Teen pregnancy m be down,but many studies indicate that kids are just doing it in the bad place now. 30 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:14,970 So,anyway,nice to see you,morgan. 31 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,780 Kids!Hey,kids! 32 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:34,440 ray,it's me... again. 33 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:38,420 I just wanna know that everyone is okay. 34 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:41,880 call me back,okay? 35 00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:46,520 call me back,you son of a bitch! 36 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,390 *** 37 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:05,420 yes,this is kat gardener. 38 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:07,020 I need to report a kidnapping. 39 00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:11,150 Eastwick 1Episode 04 40 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:16,530 morgan is here. 41 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,900 Holy crap.Okay,walk with me. 42 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:22,740 Now,what is ex-fiance morgan doing in eastwick? 43 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:27,810 I have no idea,but he was standing outside my apartment building,and he grabbed my shoulder. 44 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:30,290 Okay,calm down.Just w-walk me through it. 45 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,410 I swear,it was like seeing a ghost. 46 00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:37,740 I mean,he looks exactly the same.He has the same smile,the same crinkly eyes. 47 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:41,880 Same darkly evil soul,who left you standing alone at the altar. 48 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,600 I can't believe that it's been two years. 49 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,710 I mean,I still have nightmares where... 50 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,450 I'm standing at the back of that big beautiful church in downtown boston, 51 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:54,940 and I'm wearing my-- my vera chang wedding dress,and--and I'm puking into this potted plant 52 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:57,920 because he just teed me to say that he just couldn't do it. 53 00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:00,790 You wore a vera chang wedding dress? 54 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:02,100 Couldn't afford vera wang. 55 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:05,000 That's okay.So you never heard from himgain? 56 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:09,700 well,a week later,he drunk e-mailed me,but it was kind of rambling. 57 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:14,800 He said that he was sorry,that hdidn't just break my heart--he also broke his. 58 00:04:14,850 --> 00:04:18,910 And then it was five paragraphs about some episode of "cheers" he was watching on "nick at nite." 59 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,270 Which episode? 60 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,940 - really? - No.Sorry. 61 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:25,040 - So you never wrote back to him? - No. 62 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:31,230 I picked myself up,and I burned my vera chang,and I sent out 300 resumes to every newspaper I could find, 63 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,350 and only one responded-- you know,"eastwick. 64 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:35,280 " Yeah.It was fate. 65 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:37,620 You ended up exactly where you're supposed to be. 66 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:39,230 You know,you're doing great here. 67 00:04:39,270 --> 00:04:40,850 You finally lost your boston accent. 68 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,460 Remember when you used to pronounce "park" like... park? 69 00:04:43,570 --> 00:04:49,000 Penny,that man took six years of my life. 70 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:53,410 I thought we were soul mates,and then he pooped on my heart. 71 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:56,560 And now things with will are finally starting to happen,and then,boom! 72 00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:58,620 Morgan shows up.I mean,what the hell does that mean? 73 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:02,080 It means you finally get to rub it in his stupid,ugly facE. 74 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:07,240 You're happy,you have a great life,you have a great job,you have a great friend named penny, 75 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:11,730 and tomorrow night,you have a date with an ome photographer who looks like a nordic sex god. 76 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,340 I mean,karma,baby. 77 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:18,120 Oh,my god.He sent me flowers. 78 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:26,230 "Congratulations on your front page story.Love,darryl van horne. 79 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,730 " Ugh,what a sleazoid. 80 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:31,510 Of course he loved your story,because it kept the story about him out of the papers for another day. 81 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:34,170 Speaking of which,what's our next move?Huh? 82 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:37,000 On our darryl van horne expose.My source--my secret source-- 83 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:39,250 gave me another name-- dominic savage. 84 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,930 Some guyrom new york.You think we should do a little digging? 85 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:44,780 I bet you morgan called my mom. 86 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:47,640 How else would he know that I moved here? 87 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:53,780 sheriff teaser,I don't even know how long they've been gone for. 88 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,050 I mean,he could've taken them in the middle of the night. 89 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:57,740 They could be halfway to mexico by now. 90 00:05:57,820 --> 00:05:59,580 - How-- okay,puppy control! 91 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:02,380 Let's go,guys.Come on.Let's go.Move it.Let's go,let's go,let's go. 92 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,430 - Oh,hi,guys!Come on,buddy. - Come on. Let's go. 93 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:05,570 Oh,where-- where have you been? 94 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:06,870 We got a puppy,mommy! 95 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:09,400 I'm gonna name him tivo,can I? 96 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:11,100 where'd you take the kids? 97 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,620 Uh,to breakfast,then we hit the playground for a little while. 98 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:16,680 Tease!What's happening,buddy?Everything okay? 99 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:18,610 No.No,everything is not okay. 100 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,860 Why didn't you answer your phone?I must have called you at least 20 times! 101 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:26,480 Uh,yep.Phone was off.sorry,babe. 102 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,960 Don't give me that crap!You could've at least left me a note! 103 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,400 You could've left me a note. 104 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:34,110 you know,last night I get up in the middle of the night to take a leak.She was just gone. 105 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:37,180 You know what?I should get going. 106 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,480 Okay,thanks.Thanks,sheriff teaser. 107 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:42,020 hey,em,emily. 108 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:47,530 Sweetheart,why don't you take everyone upstairs and go give... tivo a bath,okay? 109 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:50,190 - Okay. - All right.Go on.Go on. 110 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,220 You got him?Okay. 111 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:59,250 "phone was off," my ass! 112 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:01,690 Yodithat on purpose to scare me. 113 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,240 But I did leave you a note. 114 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,360 It was on the card that you left out for . 115 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:08,030 - Yeah.It said,"gollo he." - Wasn't a long note. 116 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,920 You know,I-I-I don't even know where that card came from. 117 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,270 Spare me,kat.I've been putting up with your passive-aggressive crap my whole life. 118 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:15,310 Cannot sayI was expecting it last night. 119 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:17,840 - Would you let me explain? - What's to explain? 120 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:22,000 You duped me into taking you out on the town one last time,so you can get your rocks off. 121 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:23,960 Keep your voice down!The kids are upstairs! 122 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:26,850 - Pull your little crazy voodoo crap on the pool-- I had nothing to do with that! 123 00:07:26,850 --> 00:07:29,580 - I don't even know-- and then you split in the middle of the night so you cou go off 124 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,540 and you could laugh about it with your gal pals! 125 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,530 - You know what? - What,did you talk about how big of a chump I was? 126 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:34,460 No!That has--no! 127 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:37,180 All you wanted was one last ride on the raymond roller coaster. 128 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:39,350 All you had to do was ask,I would've given it to you. 129 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,320 You know what?I am not even gonna try talking to you when you're like this. 130 00:07:42,390 --> 00:07:45,300 Yeah,how about you just stop talking?!Stop talking! Period! 131 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,300 You are a lying bitch,kat. 132 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,920 We're over,raymond! 133 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,100 - You understand me?I am done! - Look at you. 134 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:53,910 Acting all tough,huh? 135 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,960 Weren't so tough five minutes ago when you thought I took the kids. 136 00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:58,650 And guess what,kat?I could do it again. 137 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:00,600 I could do it again,just like that. 138 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:04,640 Maybe--maybe next time,i don't come back,huh? 139 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:06,830 You want a war,raymond? 140 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:10,770 You just got one. 141 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:22,490 I don't see why you're taking all these measurements all of a sudden. 142 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:26,760 You do realize I'm paying you for a statue,not for a suit. 143 00:08:29,350 --> 00:08:33,010 All right,I know it's not one of my best lines,but it's no reason to get sick over it. 144 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,530 It's not that. 145 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:40,780 What's wrong? 146 00:08:45,830 --> 00:08:49,100 hello!Y. 147 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:53,320 I thought I saw... I-I-I actually definitely did see, 148 00:08:53,420 --> 00:08:57,590 but it wasn't exactly as I saw it before,but what are the odds,right? 149 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:03,380 Okay. If that's code for "have sex with me,you bull," the answer is yes. 150 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:06,160 I feel like I'm going crazy. 151 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:09,270 What is it,roxie? 152 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:11,480 I think my psychic visionsare on the fritz. 153 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,190 Oh,I hate when that ppens. 154 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:16,120 I mean,first I dreamed he had a scar on his hip,but there's no scar. 155 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:19,610 Then I dreamed he's stalking me through the window,but now it just looks like a squirrel in the bushes. 156 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:24,010 I swear,I must be nuts'cause in my dreams,he's a creepy murder,but in real life,he's as sweet as pie. 157 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,910 Are we talking about your boyfriend? 158 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:28,590 Because I would definitelyvote for "creepy murderer." 159 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:31,790 Not chad.I'm talking about jamie-- the guy who lives above my shop. 160 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,410 Should I be jealous? 161 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,930 Have you dreamt of him naked? 162 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:36,350 - I'm being serious. - So am I. 163 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,620 I feel like I should do something,I just don't know what. 164 00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:42,290 Or maybe I shouldn't do anything.Maybe I should just ignore my visions and trust him. 165 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,450 Or maybe I should apply for a gun permit. 166 00:09:44,510 --> 00:09:49,230 You know,roxie,socrates would say that there's only one great good-- that is knowledge. 167 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:53,410 And there's one great evil-- that is ignorance. 168 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:55,980 Awesome.I don't get it. 169 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:58,660 Don't settle for ignorance.Acquire some knowledge. 170 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,960 Find out everything you can about this man,and don't wait for a vision to help you. 171 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:05,210 How am I supposed to do that? 172 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:07,430 Well,you're his neighbor,aren't you? 173 00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:09,960 Be neighborly. 174 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:28,040 look at me. 175 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,690 problem with small towns-- you just keep running into the same people. 176 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:48,670 Well,good lord!That store was hotter than a goat's butt in a pepper patch. 177 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:50,960 Oh,but they did have the cutest little baby eese wheels. 178 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,020 We have got to get some.Is that my latte? 179 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,430 Did they have soy? 180 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,670 Uh,I'm sorry.This is,uh,my fianc charlene. 181 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,780 We're actually getting married here this weekend. 182 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:08,300 Oh,you're-- you're--you're... 183 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,590 - Oh,right,sorry.This is... - joanna frankel. 184 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,520 I went to college with morgan. 185 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:21,470 oh,w fun! 186 00:11:21,570 --> 00:11:23,670 I haven't hardly met any of my moo-moo's friends. 187 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,180 He is so private. 188 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:27,720 So you actually live here? 189 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:31,140 Well,I just think this is the sweetest town. 190 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,580 My mama and I--we came here once when I was just a little girl. 191 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,690 And when we saw that ranch y'all had,right next to that itty-bitty church, 192 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,400 well,I just knew I had to get married here one day. 193 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,950 You've got a little poppy seed stuck in your teeth there,sugar. 194 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,320 - oh,no,charlene.Please don'T... - got it. 195 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,590 - Good as new. - Excellent. 196 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:56,440 I'm late for work,so nice to meet you,charlene,and congratulations.Bye! 197 00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:02,140 And then he basically implied that he was gonna kidnap my children. 198 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,750 Honestly,honestly!What judge would give a lunatic like that custody? 199 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:07,150 No judge,that's who! 200 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,270 Especially after you fire his ass. 201 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,690 I'm not sure that firing your husband's ass is the answer here. 202 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:16,190 Okay,that might not be the final answer,but it is a damn good place to start. 203 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,110 I want that man to feel pain! 204 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:22,140 I must admit,it is thrilling toatch you finally getting angry,kat. 205 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:30,160 And i love cooking up revenge strategies,but there is a certain breed of people who plays this game better than others. 206 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,410 - Mafia? - No. Lawyers. 207 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:36,560 I believe I gave youthis card before. 208 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,820 Trust me,she is the best. 209 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:42,420 Uh,darryl,I-I-I just... I can't afford someone from new york. 210 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:43,960 She owes me several favors. 211 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,820 - Yeah,still.I just don't think I could-- I insist. 212 00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:50,900 I don't know what to say. 213 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,250 Please. It's my pleasure. 214 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:58,430 Are we ready? 215 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,400 how could he be getting married? 216 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:18,720 Because god hates me. 217 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,280 There is no other explanation for it. 218 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:23,440 - I would've died. Did you die? I would've died. - Who died? 219 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,210 - My cow. - Her aunt. 220 00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:28,420 Well,technically,my aunt's cow. 221 00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:30,830 - she was a farmer. - yeah. 222 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:37,060 Hi,will.how--how are you?Are you doing okay? 223 00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:38,620 I'm doing pretty great,actually. 224 00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:41,750 I have a date with the mostamazing girl tomorrow night. 225 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,540 oh,me! 226 00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:48,630 - right. - So,um,I gotta go. 227 00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:53,780 It's my,uh,volunteer night at the firehouse,but,um,I'llsee you tomorrow night at 7:00. 228 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,720 I'm really excited,joanna. 229 00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:57,300 Yeah. Me,too. 230 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:02,610 Especially because you don't seem like the kind of guy who would leave a girlat the altar. 231 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:07,450 Not that we're... gonna get married or anything. Obviously. 232 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:10,940 see ya. 233 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,360 I'm buying you a muzzle. 234 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:20,160 I have got to postponethis date.I can't go out with will,in my condition. 235 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,400 You can!Sure you can.In fact,definitely should. 236 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:26,360 Hey,listen.Can we "boys-on-the-side" it for just a second and talk about the darryl story? 237 00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:30,260 I really think it's important that we follow up on the information that my secret source gave us. 238 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:33,850 Yeah,sorry.I'm gonna go outside for a minuteticknd s my head between my legs 239 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,280 because I can feel my muffiming up. 240 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,970 Great. 241 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,180 you are cute. 242 00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:39,040 - hey,roxie. - Hello. 243 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,820 I still cannot believe you broke into that man's house! 244 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,470 Roxie,you could've been arrested! 245 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,490 Well,darryl told me I should try and get to know him. 246 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:54,020 Well,when I wanted to get to know my neighbors,I baked them cookies. 247 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,350 Look,you're missing the point. 248 00:15:55,400 --> 00:16:01,570 Yes,it was illegal and a total violation of his privacy and incredibly stupid and dangerous and blah,blah,blah. 249 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:05,780 Look.I saw this exact symbol branded into jamie's hip. 250 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:09,880 Or I thought I did in a dream I had--only in real life,it wasn't actually there,but it is here. 251 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:12,010 - How crazy is that? - Weird. 252 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,970 I've seen this symbol,too... 253 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:18,460 carved into the door of eleanor roument's house. 254 00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,870 - Who? - Crazy lady.Lives in the woods.Long story. 255 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,960 I've also seen it. 256 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:29,780 Bun--in the hospital,she was drawing it over and over and over. 257 00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:33,990 You know what? You know what? 258 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:38,400 We live in a town with all kinds of silly,witchy,touristy bull crap. 259 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,090 This has got to be related somehow. 260 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:43,990 Nter de brujas it's just another silly,witchy,touristy,bull-crappy symbol. 261 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:47,550 You know,jamie did say he's wring a book on the history witchcraft in eastwick. 262 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:49,150 Well,then,there you go. 263 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:51,140 You see?That's why he has this book. 264 00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:54,080 It's an artifact.It's historical.And you stole it. 265 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:58,370 It's so cool.It's got all these spells and recipes and prayers. 266 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,650 Half of it is written in latinor some kind of ancient celtic language. 267 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,830 It's like different people have been adding on to it for centuries. 268 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:09,650 This one says it can create a pox of redness raw and blisters bubbling. 269 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:13,310 I wouldn't mind spreading a pox on someone right about now. 270 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,610 Yeah.What is going on with raymond? 271 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,760 You sounded so pissed on the phone today. 272 00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:20,850 - She sounded pissed. - Well,I'm hiring that lawyer. 273 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,180 - no way! - Get out! 274 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,530 Yep.Darryl's friend from new york-- she is flying in tomorrow. 275 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,090 Fancy schmancy. 276 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,020 Oh,no,no.I'm not going for fancy.I'm going for... 277 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,360 fierce,as in,take-no-prisoners. I am. 278 00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:32,990 done trying to be nice. 279 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:37,370 Yeah,screw nice!You wanna take him for all he'sgot.Just grab him by the balls. 280 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:40,900 Joanna,anything you'd le to share with the group? 281 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,950 Uh,not really. 282 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,620 Just that my,um,ex-fianc? 283 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,410 showed up today in town with his new fianc. 284 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,580 Did I tell you guys that I was left at the altar? 285 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,720 'Cause I was.Yeah,it was awesome. 286 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,260 Honey,I had no idea. 287 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,500 That is terrible. 288 00:17:55,600 --> 00:18:00,720 Yeah,it was,it was.It was super-duper-duper terrible,and then I buried it all deep, 289 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:05,630 deep down and suffocated the feelings until I saw morgan again today and then it was like,poof! 290 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:06,880 Hi,feelings. 291 00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:09,440 But what about will?I thought things were going so good with him. 292 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:11,340 Oh,will,yeah. 293 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,320 I'm meeting him at the eastwick inn tomorrow night for a date. 294 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:15,840 See Joanna,that's fantastic. 295 00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:19,290 Forget about that other guy.Your life is on a major upswing,right,kat? 296 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,900 Oh,absolutely! 297 00:18:20,990 --> 00:18:23,870 You just got a promotion at work,you had a front-page article in the paper, 298 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:27,900 and you have an incredibly handsome guy that's totally into you. 299 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:30,180 Morgan used to be into me. 300 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:34,480 he used to leave me these little post-it notes that said,"I love you" all over the apartment. 301 00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:36,190 God,what--what happen?! 302 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,690 It doesn't matter.Don't waste your time thinking about why or what could have been. 303 00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:42,780 Trust me-- you play with fire,you're gonna get burned. 304 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,950 I'm done talking about me. 305 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:49,960 Let's give kat's husband a pox. 306 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,970 I'm in.What do we need? 307 00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,300 - I'm gonna need some candles. - I'm gonna need some more vodka. 308 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,850 I've got both. 309 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:33,630 come on! 310 00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,860 oh,come on! 311 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,390 Where is it? 312 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:49,500 hello?I'm not spying.I heard noises. 313 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:51,280 Of course.I'm sorry. 314 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:53,660 I... I didn't mean to make such a racket. 315 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,670 come in. 316 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,610 - I have a shop to run downstairs,so... - I know. 317 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,650 I'm--I'm so sorry. 318 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,490 Are you okay? 319 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,340 I'm not,actually. 320 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,440 I-I seem to have lost something very dear to me-- a scrapbook. 321 00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:09,720 Um...a keepsake from my mother. 322 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,450 I know it sounds ridiculous. 323 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:14,190 A grown man shouldn't be attached to sentimental rubbish. 324 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,050 I'm sure your mother wouldn't think it's rubbish. 325 00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:17,850 Must be important--she gave it to you. 326 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,610 Um,technically,she left it for me. 327 00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:23,840 Yeah.You see,I neveractually knew my mother. 328 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,980 I was put up for adoption while I was still a baby. 329 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:29,960 And then my adoptive parents were killed in a car accident when I was 4 years old. 330 00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:34,320 After that,I was shuffled in and out of foster homes until finally, 331 00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:37,410 I earned myself a scholarship to a boarding school outside of london. 332 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,810 - I never had a real family. - I'm so sorry. 333 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,860 It's a rather dickensian tale,I'm afraid. 334 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,680 Terribly depressg,but it's why I've come here. 335 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,340 I thought you came to write a book. 336 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,220 I did,but I chose this particular town because I traced my family roots here. 337 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:53,860 See,I was born in eastwick. 338 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:56,230 - So was my mother. - I had no idea. 339 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:59,570 Yes,well,it's not the first thing I like to blurt out when I meet new people, 340 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:03,780 but now I seem to have lost my only family heirloom. 341 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:05,890 I suppose a pity party might be in order. 342 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:08,930 maybe it'll turn up.You st al have lot of boxes left to unpack-- 343 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:10,460 could be in any one of these. 344 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:13,360 Look,I'm sorry.I-I promise to keep the noise down. 345 00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:15,110 you must think I'm a terrible neighbor. 346 00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:17,360 Not at all. Trust me. 347 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,350 I know what a terrible neighbor looks like. 348 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:24,400 You're gonna be late for work. 349 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:37,890 raymond,your dog has fleas!Come here. 350 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,940 Thank you for bringing him into the house without getting him checked first. 351 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:43,420 The dog is fine,all right? 352 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:47,490 If you're gonna kick me out of the bedroom,you might as well at least buy me an alm clock. 353 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:50,130 Yeah,well,you're gonna have to buy a lot more stuff when you move out of here. 354 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:53,520 Alarm clock should be the least of your concern. 355 00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:55,300 I'm not going anywhere. 356 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,820 I hope that your lawyer isprepared for tomorrow's meeting. 357 00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:59,430 Don't worry about me. 358 00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:01,220 My lawyer can beat up your lawyer. 359 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,450 saw that on a t-shirt. 360 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:08,640 Would you,um,make yourself useful and go fetch me some of that orange juice? 361 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,570 I need to talk to you. 362 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:29,690 I know that I don'tdeserve it,but I just really need to explain some things. 363 00:22:31,490 --> 00:22:33,530 Please? 364 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:48,560 Oh,god! I love this place.It's so beautiful.I've always wanted to come here. 365 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,270 Really? 366 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:51,480 Raymond never took you? 367 00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:58,350 Well,raymond... actually used to work here... as a busboyback in high school. 368 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:03,680 And there was an incidentwhere he... tampered with a customer's bouillabaisse. 369 00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:06,270 He was banned for life. 370 00:23:09,070 --> 00:23:10,350 Ivanka. 371 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,790 Radiant,as always. 372 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,350 you must be katarina. 373 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,820 Uh,it--it's katherine.Well,kat,actually. 374 00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:19,760 - That dress is perfect. - Oh,really? 375 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,980 So dowdy. 376 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,490 Almost likea tortured pilgrim girl. And that hair? 377 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:28,230 All dry and desperate for highlights. I love it. 378 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,930 You're the perfect victim. 379 00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:32,100 Um,tha-thank you. 380 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,180 This is kat's rst divorce... So you're gonna have to walk her through it. 381 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,520 Of course. 382 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:39,790 Your husband's name is raymond,correct? 383 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:42,360 Yes,that is correct. 384 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,330 does raymond drink? 385 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,970 Um,sometimes.I mean,he definitely enjoys his beer. 386 00:23:47,070 --> 00:23:48,320 So he's an alcoholic.Excellent. 387 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,230 - Well,no,no.I wouldn't call him an alcoholic,but he-- does he have a temper? 388 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:54,040 - Um... yeah,that would be a fair thing to say. - Good. 389 00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:56,220 - So he beats you. - No.What?No 390 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:58,960 - Threatens you? - Uh,well,yeah,but not the way you're implying. 391 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:01,590 Really?You've never felt thatened by your husband 392 00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:03,090 n-no,I have,but not in,like,a-- 393 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:07,240 so he's prone to violence,which makes you feel unsafe and concerned for the well-being of your children. 394 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,980 I didn't--I didn't realize it was gonna be like this. 395 00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:13,210 All right,kat.Kat,look at me. 396 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:17,290 Uh... I want you to remember how you felt when you thought raymond had stolen your children 397 00:24:17,350 --> 00:24:20,590 and his casually cruel suggestion that he just might do it again. 398 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,190 He is playing with you. 399 00:24:23,290 --> 00:24:28,710 So now the question is,are you going to let him,or are you gonna fight back? 400 00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:39,000 He used to smoke weed. 401 00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:47,220 I just remember you standing in the kitchen in that weird homemade apron with yourlittle chef's torch, 402 00:24:47,270 --> 00:24:50,270 screaming,"the curtains are on fire!The curtains are on fire!" 403 00:24:50,450 --> 00:24:52,470 yeah.I'm a bonehead. 404 00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:54,470 You were adorable. 405 00:24:54,530 --> 00:24:56,940 you wanted to make me c because it was my favorite. 406 00:24:57,110 --> 00:25:02,910 you may have almost burned down our apartment building,but charlene's never even tried to microwave me something. 407 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,110 Could you not talk about charlene? 408 00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:10,370 - It makes me feel kinda oogie. - sorry. 409 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,580 You were the best thing that ever happened to me,and I blew it. 410 00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:17,350 Yep,it's true. 411 00:25:17,420 --> 00:25:20,280 And now I'm sitting here with you and you look like a freakin' goddess. 412 00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:22,550 I mean,you literally glow. 413 00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:25,720 And it's not just how beautiful you are,it's something inside. 414 00:25:25,870 --> 00:25:28,840 And now you just seem so... confident,so powerful. 415 00:25:28,930 --> 00:25:32,440 Yeah,well,I've been taking this piloxing class. 416 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:35,150 It's,like,a combination of pilates and boxing. 417 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:37,230 I'm still in love with you,joanna. 418 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,760 you're my soul mate. 419 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:46,770 No was... until you left me puking and sobbing in anockoff dress in front of !50 people. 420 00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:49,490 - Why did you do that? - Because I'm the world's biggest idiot. 421 00:25:49,570 --> 00:25:52,730 Did you know that not a day goes by th i don't kick myself for what I did to you? 422 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:55,670 Where?Someplace soft,I hope. 423 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:59,390 Except now I feel like fate is giving us another chance. 424 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,560 I mean,the fact that charlene wanted to get married in eastwick... 425 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,980 and then I see you here? 426 00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:09,870 If that's not a sign,I don't know what is. 427 00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:14,040 I would be the world's biggest idiot if I were to buy any of this. 428 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:18,410 You're right.Don't listen to me.Listen to your heart. 429 00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:21,200 What does it tell you? 430 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:24,800 why did you have to come back the minute I got over you? 431 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,120 Well,you're lucky.'Cause i never got over you. 432 00:27:09,090 --> 00:27:12,140 would it be wrong to say thank you for that? 433 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,000 God,you are so beautiful. 434 00:27:21,170 --> 00:27:23,170 I need to ask you something. 435 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,690 Okay. Anything. 436 00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:34,230 look me in the eye. Tell the truth. 437 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:38,540 Why did you leave me on our wedding day? 438 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,770 I knew I was settling. 439 00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:46,380 You're always so scared of everything,and I just couldn't imagine a life without adventure,without risks. 440 00:27:46,590 --> 00:27:49,150 Plus,let's face it-- you were cute,but you were not hot. 441 00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:52,950 And the sex had gotten so tedious,not to mention the conversation. 442 00:27:53,010 --> 00:27:54,780 "Ooh,I want to be a writer.Why won't anybody hire me? 443 00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:58,400 " Was i really gonna listen to that every day for the rest of my life? 444 00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,900 I'd rather suck wood. 445 00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:03,070 Also,the fact that one of your boobs was smaller than the other? 446 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,460 It was traumatizing. 447 00:28:04,490 --> 00:28:08,140 I mean,I never understood why you didn't get those fixed. 448 00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:15,480 Oh,my god. 449 00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:20,000 Oh... my... god. 450 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,710 Joanna,I'm so sorry. 451 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:28,720 I di... I have no idea why I said any of that. I di-- I didn't mean it at all. 452 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,560 I mean,obviously,I was kidding. 453 00:28:33,210 --> 00:28:36,230 I mean,you know me and my bad sense of humor. 454 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:40,680 - Yep. Yep. - So... we're cool? 455 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:46,250 Cool,cool,coolio. 456 00:28:57,980 --> 00:29:00,100 - okay.if your lawyer's not coming-- hey,bob's coming,okay? 457 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:02,830 - You hired bob as your lawyer? - Who is bob? 458 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,650 Oh,his fishing buddy. 459 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:06,300 Who also happens to be a lawyer. 460 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,800 He did two semesters at law school! 461 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,250 - That was all the man needed. - You know what,raymond? 462 00:29:09,370 --> 00:29:13,050 - If you're not gonna take this thing seriously-- hey,everybody. 463 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,570 Sorry I'm late. 464 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,440 Lost track of time at the bowling alley. 465 00:29:17,530 --> 00:29:19,120 I got a turkeyon the tenth frame. 466 00:29:19,210 --> 00:29:21,160 That's three strikes in a row. 467 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:23,200 - Hey,kit-kat.- Hey,bob. 468 00:29:23,330 --> 00:29:24,870 Hey,buddy. 469 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,200 What--what happened to you? 470 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,820 Yes,I'm assuming whatever you have going on there isn't contagious. 471 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,940 - he's got fleas. - It's not fleas,okay? 472 00:29:31,990 --> 00:29:34,910 It's-- it's--it's an allergy condition,and I'm getting it checked out. 473 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:38,230 - Oh,please.Raymond,you wouldn't even know the name of our family physician,so... - interesting. 474 00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:41,060 - Is that so,raymond? - No.All right?She's full of crap 475 00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:42,090 I see. 476 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,770 So if one of your children got sick under your supervision,who would you call? 477 00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:49,700 Uh,uh... I would call kat. 478 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,850 So what?She's--she's-- she's a freaking nurse. 479 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:59,300 Interesting. 480 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,470 This tea is just delicious. 481 00:30:14,610 --> 00:30:18,190 I'm glad you still like it.You know,I happen to knowfor a fact that's jasmine'syour favorite. 482 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:21,210 Oh,I don't know about that,but it tastes like heaven. 483 00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:25,210 And thank you very much for the scones. 484 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:28,410 You don't have to be so formal with me,bun.We've been friends for years. 485 00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:30,780 If you say so,lady. 486 00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:34,720 Am I very sick? 487 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,590 You're not sick at all,bun.You had a very scary thing happen to you. 488 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:39,320 You lost your memory. 489 00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:41,820 You're gonna be fine,okay? 490 00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:43,920 I'm gonna grab my keys.We'll go. 491 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:46,240 I-I'm gonna borrow your paper. 492 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,370 Mine didn't come. 493 00:30:55,780 --> 00:30:58,000 What happened?Is everything okay? 494 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:02,180 My book!You stole my book! 495 00:31:02,290 --> 00:31:08,310 How can that be yours?That book belonged to jamie's m-- oh,my god. 496 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,660 Tell me the plan again,in case I need to jump in and be your lieutenant, 497 00:31:13,770 --> 00:31:17,170 just like danny zuko was for kenickie when they had that raceat thunder road. 498 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,050 Do you think my boobs are weird? 499 00:31:19,090 --> 00:31:20,620 No,they're boob-iful. 500 00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:22,430 And I'm good in bed,right? 501 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,490 I-I have no ea. 502 00:31:24,530 --> 00:31:25,420 He's the one who sucks. 503 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:29,030 He does the same thing every time-- him on top,me on top,flip-a-roo,done. 504 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,160 It's like the hokeypokey,emphasis on the pokey. 505 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,210 I stood up the world's nicest,most handsomest,most awesome guy in the world... 506 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:38,880 Just to get hokeypokey'd by a jerk who doesn't even like me. 507 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,500 I mean,what the hell is my problem? 508 00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:45,060 Well,lust makes us do stupid things,like pay 60 bucks for a brazilian. 509 00:31:51,730 --> 00:31:53,920 - he's here. - Okay.I'm going in. 510 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:58,190 Okay,just remember the three things about lying-- keep it quick,keep it simple,keep it specific. 511 00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:04,220 and if that doesn't work,you could just show him the big boob. 512 00:32:07,530 --> 00:32:09,020 Hey,you. 513 00:32:09,170 --> 00:32:10,700 Um,I'm so sorry about last night. 514 00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:12,120 Did you get my message? 515 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,590 - What message?- Yeah,I-I called you from my cell. 516 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,180 You really didn't t it? 517 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,390 - No,I didn'T. - You know what? 518 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,290 It was probably becauseI called you from hewitt road,and my calls always break up on hewitt road. 519 00:32:24,370 --> 00:32:26,120 It probably just didn't go through. 520 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,430 Well,I guess not. 521 00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:34,780 You have to believe me,will. 522 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,120 I believe you. 523 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,430 Okay,well,then,um,let me make it up to you. 524 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,060 - Can I make you dinner tonight at my place? - Sounds good. 525 00:32:45,170 --> 00:32:46,880 Uh,I'll be there at 8:00. 526 00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:49,220 Great. I'll be waiting. 527 00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:59,300 Okay.it's noodle,not tuna. 528 00:32:59,530 --> 00:33:02,420 I owe you an apology,jamie. 529 00:33:03,370 --> 00:33:05,400 I haven't been the best neighbor. 530 00:33:05,430 --> 00:33:11,010 You see,one of the perks of growing up in a small town like eastwicke get to be a little judgmental of city folk like yourself. 531 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,410 I want to apologize for that. 532 00:33:13,470 --> 00:33:17,960 Well,uh,totally unnecessary,but,um,noodles and apology accepted nonetheless. 533 00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:19,210 Thank you. 534 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,200 - Would you like to join me? - Sure. 535 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,400 But you might wanto,pero tal vez quieras 536 00:33:24,790 --> 00:33:27,140 Make yourself at home. 537 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:48,980 here we go. 538 00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,660 In europe,it's uncivilized to enjoy a meal without wine. 539 00:33:51,690 --> 00:33:54,130 I really need to travel more. 540 00:33:54,170 --> 00:33:56,400 So,uh,is this the book you're working on? 541 00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:57,840 Yeah,it is. 542 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,790 Actually,I've just been working on a chapter about the lenox mansion. 543 00:34:00,930 --> 00:34:02,570 Fascinating history. 544 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,180 I got some great shots of it the other day. 545 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,300 So you were there. 546 00:34:08,550 --> 00:34:10,720 But you were photographing the house? 547 00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:13,840 - Pardon? - Nothing.Never mind. 548 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,140 So have you spent any time researching your mother yet? 549 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,500 Ah,no,not really. 550 00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:21,230 For some reason,I always seem to get a bit paralyzed on that point. 551 00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:23,130 It must be overwhelming to think about. 552 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:26,650 But who knows?You spend enough time here,you might find your mother is alive and well 553 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:29,550 and standing next to you right in line at the supermarket. 554 00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:31,680 You never know. 555 00:34:36,470 --> 00:34:38,990 I'll call you this afternoon once I put these together. 556 00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,550 You did great,at. 557 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,400 Thank you,ivanka. 558 00:34:42,490 --> 00:34:44,850 Hi,guys! 559 00:34:44,930 --> 00:34:46,200 Hey,did you get some ice cream? 560 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,690 My tummy hurts. 561 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,210 Mrs.Neff said it's stress. 562 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:52,130 Why are yoressed? 563 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:53,990 'Cause you hate daddy. 564 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,730 I do not hate daddy. 565 00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:58,270 - Did he tell you that I did? - No. 566 00:34:58,350 --> 00:35:01,150 Let's go.We're going to grandma'S.Let's go.Come on. 567 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:05,780 Raymon raymond,did youtell the kids that I hate you? 568 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:08,290 - Of course not. - Well,then why would they think that I do? 569 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,800 Well,gee,kat,I wonder. 570 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:12,970 Raymond,I think we need to talk about this. 571 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,410 Will I need a lawyer present? 572 00:35:14,450 --> 00:35:16,140 - Please don't do that. - You know what,kat? 573 00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:17,900 I'm not doing anything. 574 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,390 come on.Let's go. 575 00:35:29,390 --> 00:35:32,280 code red.Code red. 576 00:35:36,730 --> 00:35:37,940 Hello. 577 00:35:37,990 --> 00:35:40,230 I'm gonna need to see some form of identification. 578 00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:42,980 - Uh,it's a homeland security-- hey.Joanna. 579 00:35:45,330 --> 00:35:47,450 What are you doing here? 580 00:35:47,550 --> 00:35:49,690 Wei thought I'd take you out to dinner. 581 00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:53,830 Uh,don't--don't you havesomeplace to be right now,like--like your wedding? 582 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:56,020 What are you talking about?I broke up with charlene this morning. 583 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:57,790 You what?oh,boy. 584 00:35:57,910 --> 00:36:00,900 You didn't actually think that I was gonna stay with her after last night. 585 00:36:00,980 --> 00:36:04,020 It would be wrong to get married to someone when I'm sleeping with someone else. 586 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,420 Now I may be a lot of things,but I don't cheat... 587 00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:11,250 except with my soul mate,obviously. 588 00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:12,850 He's got boundaries. 589 00:36:12,930 --> 00:36:15,690 Yeah,morgan,um,last--last night was a mistake. 590 00:36:15,770 --> 00:36:18,850 Okay?It was a big mistake for both of us. 591 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:21,440 How can three times be a mistake? 592 00:36:21,530 --> 00:36:23,700 Boundariesand incredible stamina. 593 00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:25,700 What did you think was gonna happen? 594 00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:29,210 Did you think I was gonna just move back to boston with you and resume our lives? 595 00:36:29,510 --> 00:36:33,300 I already know that you think that I'm tedious and bad in bed and not hot enough for you. 596 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,910 - I was kidding. - No,you weren'T. 597 00:36:36,010 --> 00:36:38,480 You know what?It doesn't matter what you think about me,morgan. 598 00:36:38,550 --> 00:36:42,330 What matters is what I think about you,and I think you're a coward. 599 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,230 - So do I.- You're the one who's afraid.- 600 00:36:44,330 --> 00:36:50,110 You're afraid of commitment,you're afraid of real intimacy,and that is why you walked out on me... 601 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,740 - and charlene. - oh,snap! 602 00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:56,710 Because you're afraid of being with one person for the rest of your life. 603 00:36:57,550 --> 00:37:01,040 You know what?Fine.Forget it. 604 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:03,300 - Whatever. - Bye. 605 00:37:03,410 --> 00:37:11,190 Oh,and,uh,by the way,you also have terrible "back-ne," a mild case of halitosis,and miniscule man berries. 606 00:37:11,510 --> 00:37:13,750 I happen to be an avid cyclist. 607 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:18,080 Teeny tiny testes-- we're talking smurf-sized. 608 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:24,700 - oh,my god.You did it. - Oh,my god.I did it. 609 00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:27,380 I've never done anything like that in my entire life.That felt amazing. 610 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,610 It was awesome. 611 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,420 I don't think I'll be coming over for dinner tonight. 612 00:37:35,010 --> 00:37:38,090 - Oh,no.Will. - Or ever. 613 00:37:55,470 --> 00:37:58,020 come here. 614 00:38:16,450 --> 00:38:19,550 I shouldn't have left in the middle of the night like that. 615 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,860 I'm sorry. 616 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,060 I just... I don't get what happened. 617 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,320 - Weere having such a good time. - I know. I know. 618 00:38:28,410 --> 00:38:31,730 We were. We were... at first. 619 00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:37,590 And then we started fighting,like we always do,and I realized that nothing had actually changed. 620 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,980 No,that's not true. 621 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,630 Something had changed-- me,ray. 622 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:49,050 I'm not the same person that I was,and I can't go backwards. 623 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,090 So do you not love me anymore?Is that it? 624 00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:57,430 no,I will always love you,ray. 625 00:38:58,070 --> 00:39:01,450 I just don't love us anymore. 626 00:39:02,390 --> 00:39:04,790 you know? 627 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:21,580 I fid ivanka. 628 00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:22,810 You did? 629 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:26,620 Yeah.This divorce esn't have to get nasty if we don't let it. 630 00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:30,480 You know,I don't want the kids to suffer any more than they already have. 631 00:39:30,530 --> 00:39:36,310 I was thinking we could try,um,bird nesting,for a little while at least. 632 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:41,020 You know,the kids stay here in the house,and then... you and I each take turns living with them. 633 00:39:41,150 --> 00:39:46,040 That way--that way we don't have to disrupt their lives too much. 634 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,430 that sounds like a pain in the ass. 635 00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:55,390 Yeah.Yeah.But at least it's a pain for the right people. 636 00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:00,470 Hey,you can have the first week. 637 00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:04,850 Where you gonna go?Hmm? 638 00:40:05,050 --> 00:40:07,550 I'll figure it out. 639 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,170 And this is my shop. 640 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,920 A-and look-- there's homer perl. 641 00:40:18,030 --> 00:40:21,170 You introduced me to homer perley and helped me get a great lease on the place. 642 00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:24,040 - Do you remember homer? - No.I'm tired. 643 00:40:24,150 --> 00:40:28,160 And one of us smells like broccoli,and I'm pretty sure it's you. 644 00:40:28,990 --> 00:40:32,050 Okay.I'll take you home,bun. 645 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:35,160 But we're gonna keep doing this until we get your memory back. 646 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,660 Hey,roxie. 647 00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:39,080 Jamie.His is my friend bun. 648 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,470 Hello,bun.Very nice to meet you. 649 00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:45,580 So I've got some more work to finish up.I'll see you later. 650 00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:49,750 I know tt boy. 651 00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:52,820 I held him when he was a baby. 652 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,360 I know you did,bun. 653 00:40:55,430 --> 00:40:58,360 I'm gonna help you.I promise. 654 00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:13,030 welcome home,roomie. 655 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:32,390 sorry I'm late. 656 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,310 Well,you should be.I've been waiting all night. 657 00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:38,080 Sorry.I think joanna's ready to jump back into that darryl van horne piece, 658 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,250 so if you have any more information about that dominic savage guy, 659 00:41:40,450 --> 00:41:43,400 - we need to get it now. - I do,but that can wait. 660 00:41:43,570 --> 00:41:45,610 Proudly Presents 661 00:41:45,830 --> 00:41:48,180 Sync:YTET